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Well It’s Nearly Valentine’s Day!

For some of us it fills us with fear and dread! Any singleton will know the thought of your smug married mates or loved up couple friends rubbing their BOGOF Valentine’s three course dinner at the local Italian in your face makes you want to be sick in your shoes.

Then there are some not so smug married who always have a partner that presumes that their dearly devoted other half can’t wait to unwrap, another stuffed teddy holding a red heart in its paws, calorific chocolates, (like there aren’t enough in the cupboard already!) Another bottle of cheap bubbly, or some overpriced red roses from the local petrol garage. 

Well we say In Your Face!

Cancel the sick bowel and have no fear because here at World’s Worst Words Greetings Cards HQ, we promise to destroy the gut wrenchingly obscene sloppiness of Valentine’s Day with a sling shot, mallet, bow and arrow (not Cupids), a metal dustbin lid – or alternatively and preferably, our Valentine’s anti-greetings cards!

Shocking cards, naughty cards, cheeky cards, down right rude cards, insulting cards, call them what you will, but what you will always call them is – funny!

A rude or random black and white doodle or naughty words are at the core of our creativity – and never mind about Nan seeing them on your shelf because the clever thing is that the rude or naughty punch line is always on the inside, so if nosey Aunty Nora decides to have a snoop at your World’s Worst Words Valentine’s card on your sideboard, well she only has herself to blame if she can’t uncurl her toes for weeks!

Have a gander at rude, but raucous greetings cards and don’t be afraid to see an innuendo or an insult or a shocking overuse of the C- word or the funny ha ha biological names for our sexy bits as a term of endearment we do and so do our many customers who come back for a little bit more, then an extra bit more – and then some more.

You never know if you take up or advice and send a shockingly rude and funny World’s Worst Words Valentine’ Greetings Card or any other special occasion card it could be yours, his or her lucky night!


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